Sunday, 3 November 2013

MY MIRROR SAYS DIFFERENTLY!!!!!!!!!

 My Mirror Says Differently!!!!!

Susan: "Oh I wish I had bigger boobs"

Christie: "I wish my boobs weren't so big"

Jenny: "I wish my bum was big and sexy"

Faith: "I wish my bum wasn't so noticeable"

Tina: "Guys love bowed legs. I wish mine weren't knocked at the knees"

Becky: "My legs are so bowed that I feel embarrassed wearing leggings and shorts"


Aarggggh!!!!!!! I can't count how many times I've heard ladies say stuff like this about their bodies. I got so exasperated about such remarks that I decided to write something about it.


            Question: Ladies, when was the last time you got naked, stood in front of a mirror and put your bodies under intense scrutiny? Hmmm. Tried that ever, recently, today?
Well, I did a few days ago. Yes, for reasons best known to me (wink),I got naked in front of my mirror and took a long, hard look at my body, from head to toe, front side and back. Yeah, I just had to because I realised it was very necessary to do so.
Some ladies always wish that they had someone else's body. Heck, if I had a naira for every time I wished that (I don't anymore) I'd be a millionaire by now. For a long time I wanted Omotola Jalade's body, with bigger boobs though. Lol. I wanted her body because I thought mine wasn't good enough but now I know its just fine and dandy!
Most women don't have respect for their bodies which is why you see some ladies give it to any man who asks for it. That's not good. Sorry, guys, I know it sounds like I'm killing your game but I know you'd want your little sister or daughter to be stingy with her body. Enough with the "keep your own and kill others" mantra.
The truth is, my sister, if you appreciate your body you'd be very stingy with it. You'd give it only to someone worthy. Ok, enough with the preaching. Moving on............
As for you, wife/mother, I need to tell you some stuff now and I need you to believe me when I say its all true. The fact that you've had babies doesn't make your vagina "slack". It doesn't make sex less enjoyable for your hubby. Its still very pleasurable for him otherwise, every married couple in the world would have just one child each. The fact that you've had a baby suckle on your breasts doesn't mean they're not nice anymore. Men are visual; yes. They are turned on by things they see, by attractive things but just know that at the end of the day their main interest lies in the nipples, which you have. Got that?
Yes, the skin around your tummy stretched out during pregnancy and left some marks there but darling, there are women out there who would give anything to sport pregnancy stretch marks as a full attire.
I know your mirror tells you negative stuff about your body but mine says differently because when I looked at myself in the mirror I saw a body so beautiful, each part unique in its special way, and with stories too. So, I suggest you do so, now. Take off those clothes and have fun with your mirror. Start with your hair, check the texture, colour, weight, bounce etc. Then check out your forehead. Don't worry if its protruding; its perfect for a full-fringed hairdo. Continue to your eyes; your eyebrow, eyelashes, eyelids, shape and colour of your eyes etc. Then your nose. If its pointed, cool, if not then you got yourself the nose of an African model. Go on to your lips, teeth, your chin down to your neck, moving on to your shoulders and then your breasts. Whether pear or orange shaped, they're beautiful because they are breasts. Go down to your tummy, flat or pot, it's still a tummy. Your hips are still hips, that part of your body is still called hips, whether they're wide or narrow. Then on to your thighs, legs and feet. Now, turn around and admire your back. Your bum is nice, huge, portable or flat. It is beautiful.
See, all you need do is TAKE CARE OF YOUR BODY. Be sure that your hair is always made, shave whatever needs to be shaved; your eyebrows, armpit and pubic hair, legs etc. Wear good bras, in and out of pregnancy and nursing, especially during nursing. Wash your nipples and around your breasts with warm, soapy water and a soft towel. Take care of your vagina. Mine the kind of toilets you seat on, use unscented vagina soaps to wash up and use unscented douches once in a month. Always wipe front to back and with unscented vagina wipes whenever you pee. Get a manicure and pedicure once in a month. Put on good makeup and smell good. Take care of your body and you will love it. Check out your entire body part by part and you'll find out that its beautiful.
So will you? Just give it a try and get back to me. I'd love to read your feedback comments here. Catch ya (*wink*).


Ochuwa Abubakar

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